{"product_id":"funny-personalised-wooden-sign-oak","title":"Funny Personalised Wooden Sign | Oak | Any Message | 4 Sizes","description":"\u003cp\u003eA personalised oak hanging sign engraved with any funny message you choose. The standard options target common household grievances — the person who never replaces the toilet roll, leaves coffee pods in the machine, or disappears when the dishwasher needs unloading — but the custom text option means you can say exactly what you've been meaning to put on a sign for years. Made from 4mm oak veneered MDF in four sizes with a jute string loop. A reliable birthday, Secret Santa or housewarming gift for someone who appreciates plain speaking. Made to order in our workshop in North Wales.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eHow to order\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eChoose your size from the dropdown\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eChoose the Coffee Pods pre-set or Custom Text from the variant options\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIf choosing custom text, add your message in the personalisation box — any wording works\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAdd to basket\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eSpecifications\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e 4mm oak veneered MDF\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSmall:\u003c\/strong\u003e 102mm wide × 74mm tall\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMedium:\u003c\/strong\u003e 158mm wide × 115mm tall\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLarge:\u003c\/strong\u003e 225mm wide × 164mm tall\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eExtra Large:\u003c\/strong\u003e 270mm wide × 190mm tall\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHanging:\u003c\/strong\u003e Two pre-drilled holes, jute string loop included\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eFor indoor use only.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAll items are made to order. Dispatch time is shown at checkout. UK orders via Royal Mail Tracked 24. International via Royal Mail International Tracked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently asked questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I put absolutely anything on it?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes — as long as it's not offensive to a third party. Add your message in the personalisation box and we'll engrave it as written.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat size works best?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Medium (158×115mm) is the most popular — large enough to be read clearly but not so big it dominates the room. The Small works well as a desk or shelf sign.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAlso see: \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/wooden-signs\" title=\"Wooden Signs\"\u003eall wooden signs\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/products\/my-tool-rules-funny-workshop-sign-oak\" title=\"My Tool Rules Sign\"\u003eMy Tool Rules workshop sign\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/personalised-gifts\" title=\"Personalised Gifts\"\u003epersonalised gifts\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"CherryGroveCraft","offers":[{"title":"Small (102 x 74mm) \/ Coffee Pods Text","offer_id":46900686061880,"sku":"funnySmallPods","price":5.78,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small (102 x 74mm) \/ Custom Text","offer_id":46900686094648,"sku":"funnySmallCust","price":5.78,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium (158 x 115mm) \/ Coffee Pods Text","offer_id":46900686160184,"sku":"funnyMedPods","price":8.84,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium (158 x 115mm) \/ Custom Text","offer_id":46900686291256,"sku":"funnyMedCust","price":8.84,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large (225 x 164mm) \/ Coffee Pods Text","offer_id":46900686356792,"sku":"funnyLgPods","price":17.67,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large (225 x 164mm) \/ Custom Text","offer_id":46900686389560,"sku":"funnyLgCust","price":17.67,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"X Large (270x190mm) \/ Coffee Pods Text","offer_id":46900686422328,"sku":"funnyXLPods","price":22.1,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"X Large (270x190mm) \/ Custom Text","offer_id":46900686455096,"sku":"funnyXLCust","price":22.1,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0671\/6076\/8824\/products\/funny-personalised-gift-wooden-sign-can-be-personalised-oak-veneered-mdf-ideal-for-birthday-christmas-valentines-etc-755469.jpg?v=1695105285","url":"https:\/\/cherrygrovecraft.co.uk\/products\/funny-personalised-wooden-sign-oak","provider":"CherryGroveCraft","version":"1.0","type":"link"}