{"product_id":"if-grandad-cant-fix-it-sign-oak","title":"If Grandad Can't Fix It Sign | Oak | 4 Sizes | Personalised Name","description":"\u003cp\u003eAn oak veneered MDF hanging sign laser-engraved with “If [Name] Can’t Fix It — No One Can” — a personalised workshop or shed sign for the family handyman. Available with “Grandad” as standard or personalised with any name (Dad, Pete, Uncle Bob, or whatever fits). Four sizes, jute string hanger. Made to order in our workshop in North Wales.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eA straightforward gift that lands well for birthdays, Father’s Day, Christmas or any occasion where you want to acknowledge someone’s DIY credentials. Works in a workshop, garage, shed, man cave or home office.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eHow to order\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eChoose your size and text option (Standard = “Grandad”, or Custom) from the variants.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eIf ordering Custom Text, enter the name you want in the personalisation box.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eAdd to basket.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eSpecifications\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e 4mm oak veneered MDF\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHanging:\u003c\/strong\u003e Jute string loop included\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSizes:\u003c\/strong\u003e\n    \u003cul\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003eSmall — 102×74mm\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003eMedium — 158×115mm\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003eLarge — 225×164mm\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003eExtra Large — 270×190mm\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003c\/ul\u003e\n  \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eFor indoor use only. All items are made to order. Dispatch time is shown at checkout. UK orders via Royal Mail Tracked 24. International via Royal Mail International Tracked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently asked questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the standard text say?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“If Grandad Can’t Fix It — No One Can”. Choose the Custom Text variant to swap “Grandad” for any name.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat names work well?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAny first name or title — Dad, Grandad, Pete, Uncle Jim, Mr Smith. Keep it short for the best visual balance on the smaller sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhich size for a workshop wall?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe large (225×164mm) or extra large (270×190mm) suit a workshop or garage wall. The medium is right for a shed door or a more compact space.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAlso see: \u003ca href=\"\/products\/my-tool-rules-funny-workshop-sign\" title=\"Tool Rules Workshop Sign\"\u003eMy Tool Rules Funny Workshop Sign\u003c\/a\u003e · \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/all-gifting\" title=\"Personalised Gifts\"\u003eall personalised gifts\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"CherryGroveCraft","offers":[{"title":"Small (102 x 74mm) \/ Custom Text","offer_id":47572484915512,"sku":"GrandadSmallCust","price":6.15,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small (102 x 74mm) \/ Standard Text","offer_id":47572484948280,"sku":"GrandadSmallStand","price":6.15,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium (158 x 115mm) \/ Custom Text","offer_id":47572484981048,"sku":"GrandadMedCust","price":9.39,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium (158 x 115mm) \/ Standard Text","offer_id":47572485013816,"sku":"GrandadMedStand","price":9.39,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large (225 x 164mm) \/ Custom Text","offer_id":47572485046584,"sku":"GrandadLrgCust","price":18.77,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large (225 x 164mm) \/ Standard Text","offer_id":47572485079352,"sku":"GrandadLrgStand","price":18.77,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"X Large (270x190mm) \/ Custom Text","offer_id":47572485112120,"sku":"GrandadXLCust","price":23.47,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"X Large (270x190mm) \/ Standard Text","offer_id":47572485144888,"sku":"GrandadXLStand","price":23.47,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0671\/6076\/8824\/files\/il_fullxfull.5613909204_rqvk.jpg?v=1766487019","url":"https:\/\/cherrygrovecraft.co.uk\/products\/if-grandad-cant-fix-it-sign-oak","provider":"CherryGroveCraft","version":"1.0","type":"link"}