{"product_id":"moustache-sign-oak","title":"I'd Love to Stay and Chat But I Really Moustache Sign | Oak | 4 Sizes","description":"\u003cp\u003eAn oak veneered MDF hanging sign laser-engraved with a moustache illustration and the phrase “I’d Love to Stay and Chat But I Really...” — a play on “moustache” and “must dash”. A witty sign for hallways, home offices, man caves or anywhere a bit of personality is welcome. Four sizes, jute string hanger included. Made to order in our workshop in North Wales.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eHow to order\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eChoose your size from the variants.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eAdd to basket — this is a fixed design, no personalisation required.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eSpecifications\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e 4mm oak veneered MDF\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHanging:\u003c\/strong\u003e Jute string loop included\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSizes:\u003c\/strong\u003e\n    \u003cul\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003eSmall — 102×74mm\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003eMedium — 158×115mm\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003eLarge — 225×164mm\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003eExtra Large — 270×190mm\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003c\/ul\u003e\n  \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eFor indoor use only. All items are made to order. Dispatch time is shown at checkout. UK orders via Royal Mail Tracked 24. International via Royal Mail International Tracked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently asked questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I change the wording?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis listing is for the standard moustache design. For a fully custom funny sign with your own wording, see our \u003ca href=\"\/products\/personalised-hanging-sign-floral-border-oak\" title=\"Custom Hanging Sign\"\u003ePersonalised Hanging Sign\u003c\/a\u003e where you supply the text.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat size suits a hallway?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe medium (158×115mm) is the most popular for hallway and door hanging. The large makes more of a statement on a wall.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAlso see: \u003ca href=\"\/products\/my-tool-rules-funny-workshop-sign\" title=\"Funny Workshop Sign\"\u003eFunny Workshop Sign\u003c\/a\u003e · \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/signs-for-business-charity-and-clubs\" title=\"Wooden Signs\"\u003eall wooden signs\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"CherryGroveCraft","offers":[{"title":"Small (102 x 74mm)","offer_id":47659236163896,"sku":"MoustacheSmall","price":6.15,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium (158 x 115mm)","offer_id":47659236196664,"sku":"MoustacheMed","price":9.39,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large (225 x 164mm)","offer_id":47659236229432,"sku":"MoustacheLrg","price":18.77,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"X Large (270x190mm)","offer_id":47659236262200,"sku":"MoustacheXL","price":23.47,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0671\/6076\/8824\/files\/il_fullxfull.5658145272_8sdb.jpg?v=1766487137","url":"https:\/\/cherrygrovecraft.co.uk\/products\/moustache-sign-oak","provider":"CherryGroveCraft","version":"1.0","type":"link"}