{"product_id":"not-your-keys-keyring-oak-xl","title":"Not Your Keys Keyring | Oak | XL 200x80mm | Funny Gift","description":"\u003cp\u003eAn oak veneered MDF keyring laser-engraved with “Not Your Keys” in a large format — 200×80mm, a deadpan reminder to anyone who might pick up the wrong set. Metal split ring included. Fixed text, no personalisation required. Made to order in our workshop in North Wales.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWorks as a Secret Santa gift, a stocking filler, an office party gift, or a small present for anyone with a shared key hook or a habit of picking up the wrong keys. The large size makes the point rather effectively.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eHow to order\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eAdd to basket — “Not Your Keys” is engraved as standard. No personalisation required.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eSpecifications\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e 4mm oak veneered MDF\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 200×80mm\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eText:\u003c\/strong\u003e “Not Your Keys” — engraved as standard\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFitting:\u003c\/strong\u003e Metal split ring included\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAll items are made to order. Dispatch time is shown at checkout. UK orders via Royal Mail Tracked 24. International via Royal Mail International Tracked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently asked questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I change the wording?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis listing is for the standard “Not Your Keys” text. For custom wording on an XL keyring, \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/contact\" title=\"Contact us\"\u003eget in touch\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs it suitable as a bulk order?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes — bulk discounts apply from 20 units. Works as a novelty corporate or event gift.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAlso see: \u003ca href=\"\/products\/touch-wood-keyring-oak\" title=\"Touch Wood Keyring\"\u003eTouch Wood Keyring\u003c\/a\u003e · \u003ca href=\"\/products\/do-not-remove-keyring-oak-xl\" title=\"Do Not Remove Keyring\"\u003eDo Not Remove Keyring\u003c\/a\u003e · \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/keyrings\" title=\"All Keyrings\"\u003eall keyrings\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"CherryGroveCraft","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47403948212536,"sku":"UnlockKey","price":10.31,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0671\/6076\/8824\/files\/il_fullxfull.5463683710_8j9u.jpg?v=1728376017","url":"https:\/\/cherrygrovecraft.co.uk\/products\/not-your-keys-keyring-oak-xl","provider":"CherryGroveCraft","version":"1.0","type":"link"}