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I'd Love to Stay and Chat But I Really Moustache Sign | Oak | 4 Sizes

I'd Love to Stay and Chat But I Really Moustache Sign | Oak | 4 Sizes

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An oak veneered MDF hanging sign laser-engraved with a moustache illustration and the phrase “I’d Love to Stay and Chat But I Really...” — a play on “moustache” and “must dash”. A witty sign for hallways, home offices, man caves or anywhere a bit of personality is welcome. Four sizes, jute string hanger included. Made to order in our workshop in North Wales.

How to order

  1. Choose your size from the variants.
  2. Add to basket — this is a fixed design, no personalisation required.

Specifications

  • Material: 4mm oak veneered MDF
  • Hanging: Jute string loop included
  • Sizes:
    • Small — 102×74mm
    • Medium — 158×115mm
    • Large — 225×164mm
    • Extra Large — 270×190mm

For indoor use only. All items are made to order. Dispatch time is shown at checkout. UK orders via Royal Mail Tracked 24. International via Royal Mail International Tracked.

Frequently asked questions

Can I change the wording?
This listing is for the standard moustache design. For a fully custom funny sign with your own wording, see our Personalised Hanging Sign where you supply the text.

What size suits a hallway?
The medium (158×115mm) is the most popular for hallway and door hanging. The large makes more of a statement on a wall.

Also see: Funny Workshop Sign · all wooden signs.

Packaging

We keep our packaging simple with a rustic feel and, more importantly, kinder to the environment. All packaging is paper-based, including the tape used to seal parcels, and is sourced from responsibly managed forests.

Production & Delivery

All items are made to order.

Your estimated dispatch and delivery date is shown at checkout, based on current production times.

Orders are typically sent using Royal Mail:

• UK: Tracked 24 (with optional Special Delivery upgrade)

• International: Royal Mail International Tracked

If you need your order by a specific date, please get in touch and we’ll do our best to help.

Returns

As each item is made to order, we can only accept returns where there is a manufacturing issue or we are at fault.

If there are any problems with your order, please contact us and we’ll resolve it quickly.

Materials & Care

Our products are made from natural materials, including:

• Oak veneered MDF – ideal for indoor use, not suitable for damp or outdoor environments

• Bamboo – more water resistant and suitable for items like name badges, but lightweight and not recommended for outdoor signage in windy conditions

To ensure longevity, we recommend keeping all items dry and avoiding prolonged exposure to moisture.

Will I see a proof?

Proofs are not provided as standard - if you need one, please request it in the personalisation box when ordering.

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Need help choosing the right product?

If you’re ordering for a business, school, hotel or organisation and need advice, we’re happy to help.

We regularly produce custom and bulk orders including branded signage, name badges, hospitality signage and promotional items.

If you can’t see exactly what you need, please contact us and we’ll be glad to discuss your requirements.

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