• My Tool Rules oak workshop sign — 4 sizes, laser engraved rules, jute string loop
  • My Tool Rules sign close-up — engraved house rules on oak veneered MDF
  • My Tool Rules oak sign hanging in workshop — gift for dad or husband, made in North Wales
  • Four sizes of My Tool Rules oak workshop sign displayed together
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My Tool Rules Funny Workshop Sign | Oak | 4 Sizes

My Tool Rules Funny Workshop Sign | Oak | 4 Sizes

£6.15 GBP
£6.15 GBP
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A funny workshop sign laser-engraved with the house rules for anyone who touches someone else's tools: Don't touch them. Don't borrow them. Don't move them. Don't even look at them. Made from 4mm oak veneered MDF in four sizes with a jute string loop. A popular birthday, Father's Day or Christmas gift for dads, husbands and grandads who take their garage or workshop seriously — or just want others to think they do. Made to order in our workshop in North Wales.

How to order

  1. Choose your size from the dropdown
  2. The standard "My Tool Rules" wording is engraved as shown — add anything extra (a name, a different rule) in the personalisation box
  3. Add to basket

Specifications

  • Material: 4mm oak veneered MDF
  • Small: 102mm wide × 74mm tall
  • Medium: 158mm wide × 115mm tall
  • Large: 225mm wide × 164mm tall
  • Extra Large: 270mm wide × 190mm tall
  • Hanging: Two pre-drilled holes, jute string loop included

For indoor use only.

All items are made to order. Dispatch time is shown at checkout. UK orders via Royal Mail Tracked 24. International via Royal Mail International Tracked.

Frequently asked questions

Can I add a name?
Yes — add it in the personalisation box and we'll include it on the sign, for example "Dave's Tool Rules".

What size should I choose?
The Medium (158×115mm) is the most popular — visible enough to make the point without dominating a wall. The Large works well in a bigger garage or shed.

Also see: all wooden signs and Father's Day gifts.

Packaging

We keep our packaging simple with a rustic feel and, more importantly, kinder to the environment. All packaging is paper-based, including the tape used to seal parcels, and is sourced from responsibly managed forests.

Production & Delivery

All items are made to order.

Your estimated dispatch and delivery date is shown at checkout, based on current production times.

Orders are typically sent using Royal Mail:

• UK: Tracked 24 (with optional Special Delivery upgrade)

• International: Royal Mail International Tracked

If you need your order by a specific date, please get in touch and we’ll do our best to help.

Returns

As each item is made to order, we can only accept returns where there is a manufacturing issue or we are at fault.

If there are any problems with your order, please contact us and we’ll resolve it quickly.

Materials & Care

Our products are made from natural materials, including:

• Oak veneered MDF – ideal for indoor use, not suitable for damp or outdoor environments

• Bamboo – more water resistant and suitable for items like name badges, but lightweight and not recommended for outdoor signage in windy conditions

To ensure longevity, we recommend keeping all items dry and avoiding prolonged exposure to moisture.

Will I see a proof?

Proofs are not provided as standard - if you need one, please request it in the personalisation box when ordering.

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Need help choosing the right product?

If you’re ordering for a business, school, hotel or organisation and need advice, we’re happy to help.

We regularly produce custom and bulk orders including branded signage, name badges, hospitality signage and promotional items.

If you can’t see exactly what you need, please contact us and we’ll be glad to discuss your requirements.

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