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Funny Personalised Wooden Sign | Oak | Any Message | 4 Sizes
Funny Personalised Wooden Sign | Oak | Any Message | 4 Sizes
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A personalised oak hanging sign engraved with any funny message you choose. The standard options target common household grievances — the person who never replaces the toilet roll, leaves coffee pods in the machine, or disappears when the dishwasher needs unloading — but the custom text option means you can say exactly what you've been meaning to put on a sign for years. Made from 4mm oak veneered MDF in four sizes with a jute string loop. A reliable birthday, Secret Santa or housewarming gift for someone who appreciates plain speaking. Made to order in our workshop in North Wales.
How to order
- Choose your size from the dropdown
- Choose the Coffee Pods pre-set or Custom Text from the variant options
- If choosing custom text, add your message in the personalisation box — any wording works
- Add to basket
Specifications
- Material: 4mm oak veneered MDF
- Small: 102mm wide × 74mm tall
- Medium: 158mm wide × 115mm tall
- Large: 225mm wide × 164mm tall
- Extra Large: 270mm wide × 190mm tall
- Hanging: Two pre-drilled holes, jute string loop included
For indoor use only.
All items are made to order. Dispatch time is shown at checkout. UK orders via Royal Mail Tracked 24. International via Royal Mail International Tracked.
Frequently asked questions
Can I put absolutely anything on it?
Yes — as long as it's not offensive to a third party. Add your message in the personalisation box and we'll engrave it as written.
What size works best?
The Medium (158×115mm) is the most popular — large enough to be read clearly but not so big it dominates the room. The Small works well as a desk or shelf sign.
Also see: all wooden signs, My Tool Rules workshop sign and personalised gifts.
Packaging
Packaging
We keep our packaging simple with a rustic feel and, more importantly, kinder to the environment. All packaging is paper-based, including the tape used to seal parcels, and is sourced from responsibly managed forests.
Production & Delivery
Production & Delivery
All items are made to order.
Your estimated dispatch and delivery date is shown at checkout, based on current production times.
Orders are typically sent using Royal Mail:
• UK: Tracked 24 (with optional Special Delivery upgrade)
• International: Royal Mail International Tracked
If you need your order by a specific date, please get in touch and we’ll do our best to help.
Returns
Returns
As each item is made to order, we can only accept returns where there is a manufacturing issue or we are at fault.
If there are any problems with your order, please contact us and we’ll resolve it quickly.
Materials & Care
Materials & Care
Our products are made from natural materials, including:
• Oak veneered MDF – ideal for indoor use, not suitable for damp or outdoor environments
• Bamboo – more water resistant and suitable for items like name badges, but lightweight and not recommended for outdoor signage in windy conditions
To ensure longevity, we recommend keeping all items dry and avoiding prolonged exposure to moisture.
Will I see a proof?
Will I see a proof?
Proofs are not provided as standard - if you need one, please request it in the personalisation box when ordering.
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Need help choosing the right product?
If you’re ordering for a business, school, hotel or organisation and need advice, we’re happy to help.
We regularly produce custom and bulk orders including branded signage, name badges, hospitality signage and promotional items.
If you can’t see exactly what you need, please contact us and we’ll be glad to discuss your requirements.
Great item, as described and instructed. Speedy service. Thankyou