• Funny personalised oak hanging sign — custom message, 4 sizes, jute string loop
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Funny Personalised Wooden Sign | Oak | Any Message | 4 Sizes

Funny Personalised Wooden Sign | Oak | Any Message | 4 Sizes

£6.58 GBP
£6.58 GBP
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Standard Text or Custom

A personalised oak hanging sign engraved with any funny message you choose. The ready-made option targets the person who leaves coffee pods in the machine; the custom option lets you say exactly what you have been meaning to put on a sign for years. Laser-engraved on FSC-certified 4mm oak veneered MDF in four sizes with a jute string loop, and made to order in our workshop in North Wales. A reliable birthday, Secret Santa or housewarming gift for someone who appreciates plain speaking.

How to order

  1. Choose your size from the dropdown
  2. Choose the Coffee Pods wording or Custom Text
  3. For custom text, type your message in the personalisation box
  4. Add to basket

Specifications

  • Sizes: Small 102mm wide × 74mm tall, Medium 158mm wide × 115mm tall, Large 225mm wide × 164mm tall, Extra Large 270mm wide × 190mm tall
  • Material: FSC-certified 4mm oak veneered MDF
  • Finish: Laser-engraved, rounded corners
  • Hanging: Two pre-drilled holes and a jute string loop

For indoor use only.

All items are made to order. Dispatch time is shown at checkout. UK orders via Royal Mail Tracked 24. International via Royal Mail International Tracked.

Frequently asked questions

Can I put absolutely anything on it?
Yes, as long as it is not offensive to a third party. We engrave it as written.

What size works best?
Medium (158×115mm) is the most popular — readable without dominating the room. Small works as a desk or shelf sign.

Also see: My Tool Rules workshop sign, bar and garage sign, personalised gifts and all wooden signs.

Packaging

We keep our packaging simple with a rustic feel and, more importantly, kinder to the environment. All packaging is paper-based, including the tape used to seal parcels, and is sourced from responsibly managed forests.

Production & Delivery

All items are made to order.

Your estimated dispatch and delivery date is shown at checkout, based on current production times.

Orders are typically sent using Royal Mail:

• UK: Tracked 24 (with optional Special Delivery upgrade)

• International: Royal Mail International Tracked

If you need your order by a specific date, please get in touch and we’ll do our best to help.

Returns

As each item is made to order, we can only accept returns where there is a manufacturing issue or we are at fault.

If there are any problems with your order, please contact us and we’ll resolve it quickly.

Materials & Care

Our products are made from natural materials, including:

• Oak veneered MDF – ideal for indoor use, not suitable for damp or outdoor environments

• Bamboo – more water resistant and suitable for items like name badges, but lightweight and not recommended for outdoor signage in windy conditions

To ensure longevity, we recommend keeping all items dry and avoiding prolonged exposure to moisture.

Will I see a proof?

Proofs are not provided as standard - if you need one, please request it in the personalisation box when ordering.

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Need help choosing the right product?

If you’re ordering for a business, school, hotel or organisation and need advice, we’re happy to help.

We regularly produce custom and bulk orders including branded signage, name badges, hospitality signage and promotional items.

If you can’t see exactly what you need, please contact us and we’ll be glad to discuss your requirements.

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