CherryGroveCraft
Funny Personalised Wooden Sign | Oak | Any Message | 4 Sizes
Funny Personalised Wooden Sign | Oak | Any Message | 4 Sizes
Couldn't load pickup availability
A personalised oak hanging sign engraved with any funny message you choose. The ready-made option targets the person who leaves coffee pods in the machine; the custom option lets you say exactly what you have been meaning to put on a sign for years. Laser-engraved on FSC-certified 4mm oak veneered MDF in four sizes with a jute string loop, and made to order in our workshop in North Wales. A reliable birthday, Secret Santa or housewarming gift for someone who appreciates plain speaking.
How to order
- Choose your size from the dropdown
- Choose the Coffee Pods wording or Custom Text
- For custom text, type your message in the personalisation box
- Add to basket
Specifications
- Sizes: Small 102mm wide Γ 74mm tall, Medium 158mm wide Γ 115mm tall, Large 225mm wide Γ 164mm tall, Extra Large 270mm wide Γ 190mm tall
- Material: FSC-certified 4mm oak veneered MDF
- Finish: Laser-engraved, rounded corners
- Hanging: Two pre-drilled holes and a jute string loop
For indoor use only.
All items are made to order. Dispatch time is shown at checkout. UK orders via Royal Mail Tracked 24. International via Royal Mail International Tracked.
Frequently asked questions
Can I put absolutely anything on it?
Yes, as long as it is not offensive to a third party. We engrave it as written.
What size works best?
Medium (158Γ115mm) is the most popular β readable without dominating the room. Small works as a desk or shelf sign.
Also see: My Tool Rules workshop sign, bar and garage sign, personalised gifts and all wooden signs.
Packaging
Packaging
All orders are packed in paper-based packaging, including the paper tape used to seal each parcel. No plastic is used.
Production & Delivery
Production & Delivery
All items are made to order.
Your estimated dispatch and delivery date is shown at checkout, based on current production times.
Orders are typically sent using Royal Mail:
β’ UK: Tracked 24 (with optional Special Delivery upgrade)
β’ International: Royal Mail International Tracked
If you need your order by a specific date, please get in touch and weβll do our best to help.
Returns
Returns
As each item is made to order, we can only accept returns where there is a manufacturing issue or we are at fault.
If there are any problems with your order, please contact us and weβll resolve it quickly.
Materials & Care
Materials & Care
Our products are made from natural materials, including:
β’ Oak veneered MDF β ideal for indoor use, not suitable for damp or outdoor environments
β’ Bamboo β more water resistant and suitable for items like name badges, but lightweight and not recommended for outdoor signage in windy conditions
To ensure longevity, we recommend keeping all items dry and avoiding prolonged exposure to moisture.
Will I see a proof?
Will I see a proof?
Proofs are not provided as standard - if you need one, please request it in the personalisation box when ordering.
Share
Need help choosing the right product?
If youβre ordering for a business, school, hotel or organisation and need advice, weβre happy to help.
We regularly produce custom and bulk orders including branded signage, name badges, hospitality signage and promotional items.
If you canβt see exactly what you need, please contact us and weβll be glad to discuss your requirements.
Great item, as described and instructed. Speedy service. Thankyou
- 5 stars: 1 (100%)
- 4 stars: 0 (0%)
- 3 stars: 0 (0%)
- 2 stars: 0 (0%)
- 1 star: 0 (0%)
Great item, as described and instructed. Speedy service. Thankyou
