• Extra large oak keyring 200x80mm — Not Your Keys engraved, humorous gift
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Not Your Keys Keyring | Oak | XL 200x80mm | Funny Gift

Not Your Keys Keyring | Oak | XL 200x80mm | Funny Gift

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An oak veneered MDF keyring laser-engraved with “Not Your Keys” in a large format — 200×80mm, a deadpan reminder to anyone who might pick up the wrong set. Metal split ring included. Fixed text, no personalisation required. Made to order in our workshop in North Wales.

Works as a Secret Santa gift, a stocking filler, an office party gift, or a small present for anyone with a shared key hook or a habit of picking up the wrong keys. The large size makes the point rather effectively.

How to order

  1. Add to basket — “Not Your Keys” is engraved as standard. No personalisation required.

Specifications

  • Material: 4mm oak veneered MDF
  • Size: 200×80mm
  • Text: “Not Your Keys” — engraved as standard
  • Fitting: Metal split ring included

All items are made to order. Dispatch time is shown at checkout. UK orders via Royal Mail Tracked 24. International via Royal Mail International Tracked.

Frequently asked questions

Can I change the wording?
This listing is for the standard “Not Your Keys” text. For custom wording on an XL keyring, get in touch.

Is it suitable as a bulk order?
Yes — bulk discounts apply from 20 units. Works as a novelty corporate or event gift.

Also see: Touch Wood Keyring · Do Not Remove Keyring · all keyrings.

Packaging

We keep our packaging simple with a rustic feel and, more importantly, kinder to the environment. All packaging is paper-based, including the tape used to seal parcels, and is sourced from responsibly managed forests.

Production & Delivery

All items are made to order.

Your estimated dispatch and delivery date is shown at checkout, based on current production times.

Orders are typically sent using Royal Mail:

• UK: Tracked 24 (with optional Special Delivery upgrade)

• International: Royal Mail International Tracked

If you need your order by a specific date, please get in touch and we’ll do our best to help.

Returns

As each item is made to order, we can only accept returns where there is a manufacturing issue or we are at fault.

If there are any problems with your order, please contact us and we’ll resolve it quickly.

Materials & Care

Our products are made from natural materials, including:

• Oak veneered MDF – ideal for indoor use, not suitable for damp or outdoor environments

• Bamboo – more water resistant and suitable for items like name badges, but lightweight and not recommended for outdoor signage in windy conditions

To ensure longevity, we recommend keeping all items dry and avoiding prolonged exposure to moisture.

Will I see a proof?

Proofs are not provided as standard - if you need one, please request it in the personalisation box when ordering.

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Need help choosing the right product?

If you’re ordering for a business, school, hotel or organisation and need advice, we’re happy to help.

We regularly produce custom and bulk orders including branded signage, name badges, hospitality signage and promotional items.

If you can’t see exactly what you need, please contact us and we’ll be glad to discuss your requirements.

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