• Extra large oak keyring 200x80mm — Not Your Keys engraved, humorous gift
  • Close-up of Not Your Keys engraving on oak veneered MDF keyring — 200x80mm
  • Not Your Keys XL oak keyring showing scale — 200x80mm, metal split ring
  • Not Your Keys funny oak keyring — Secret Santa or novelty gift
  • XL oak Not Your Keys keyring — 4mm oak veneered MDF, made in North Wales
  • Not Your Keys oak keyring on keys — 200x80mm, humorous laser engraved gift
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Not Your Keys Keyring | Oak | XL 200x80mm | Funny Gift

Not Your Keys Keyring | Oak | XL 200x80mm | Funny Gift

£10.31 GBP
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An oak wooden keyring laser-engraved with "Not Your Keys" — a large-format, deadpan label for anyone who keeps picking up the wrong set. Made from 4mm oak veneered MDF, 200×80mm, with a metal split ring. Fixed text, no personalisation needed. Makes a reliable Secret Santa gift, stocking filler or small birthday present for anyone with a shared key hook, a forgetful housemate, or a habit of grabbing the wrong keys. Made to order in our workshop in North Wales.

How to order

  1. Add to basket — "Not Your Keys" is engraved as standard
  2. Add a note in the personalisation box only if you want additional text; otherwise no action needed

Specifications

  • Material: 4mm oak veneered MDF
  • Size: 200mm wide × 80mm tall
  • Text: Not Your Keys — engraved as standard
  • Fitting: Metal split ring included

For indoor use only.

All items are made to order. Dispatch time is shown at checkout. UK orders via Royal Mail Tracked 24. International via Royal Mail International Tracked.

Frequently asked questions

Can I change the wording?
This listing is for the standard Not Your Keys text. For fully custom wording on an XL keyring, see our personalised XL keyring.

Is it suitable as a bulk order?
Yes — bulk discounts apply automatically from 20 units. Works as a novelty corporate or event gift.

Also see: Don't Lose This Key keyring, Do Not Remove keyring and all wooden keyrings.

Packaging

We keep our packaging simple with a rustic feel and, more importantly, kinder to the environment. All packaging is paper-based, including the tape used to seal parcels, and is sourced from responsibly managed forests.

Production & Delivery

All items are made to order.

Your estimated dispatch and delivery date is shown at checkout, based on current production times.

Orders are typically sent using Royal Mail:

• UK: Tracked 24 (with optional Special Delivery upgrade)

• International: Royal Mail International Tracked

If you need your order by a specific date, please get in touch and we’ll do our best to help.

Returns

As each item is made to order, we can only accept returns where there is a manufacturing issue or we are at fault.

If there are any problems with your order, please contact us and we’ll resolve it quickly.

Materials & Care

Our products are made from natural materials, including:

• Oak veneered MDF – ideal for indoor use, not suitable for damp or outdoor environments

• Bamboo – more water resistant and suitable for items like name badges, but lightweight and not recommended for outdoor signage in windy conditions

To ensure longevity, we recommend keeping all items dry and avoiding prolonged exposure to moisture.

Will I see a proof?

Proofs are not provided as standard - if you need one, please request it in the personalisation box when ordering.

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Need help choosing the right product?

If you’re ordering for a business, school, hotel or organisation and need advice, we’re happy to help.

We regularly produce custom and bulk orders including branded signage, name badges, hospitality signage and promotional items.

If you can’t see exactly what you need, please contact us and we’ll be glad to discuss your requirements.

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