Where's My Keys Keyring | Oak | XL 200x80mm | Funny Gift

A 200×80mm oak keyring laser-engraved with “Where’s My Keys” — fixed wording, no personalisation needed. Made from FSC-certified 4mm oak veneered MDF with a metal split ring, in our workshop in North Wales. The size is the point: it is too big to slip down the side of a sofa, which makes it a practical first-car or new-home gift as well as a joke for anyone who is forever asking the question.

Plastic-free — a wooden keyring and a metal split ring, no plastic parts.

How to order

1. Add to basket — “Where’s My Keys” is engraved as standard
2. Bulk discounts apply automatically from 20 of the same product

Specifications

• Material: FSC-certified 4mm oak veneered MDF
• Size: 200mm × 80mm (XL)
• Engraving: “Where’s My Keys” — fixed wording
• Fitting: Metal split ring included

For indoor use only. All items are made to order. Dispatch time is shown at checkout. UK orders via Royal Mail Tracked 24. International via Royal Mail International Tracked.

Frequently asked questions

Can I add a name or change the wording?
This listing is fixed text. For any name or message of your own on the same 200×80mm oak blank, see the personalised XL keyring.

Which wordings do you make in the XL 200×80mm size?
The same 200×80mm blank is engraved with a range of fixed messages: Don’t Lose This Key (also in 3mm bamboo and 5mm bamboo), Where’s My Keys, Not Your Keys (bamboo), Do Not Remove (bamboo), Master Key – Do Not Remove From Office (bamboo), Master Key – Do Not Remove From Home (bamboo), Master Key (bamboo), Spare Key, Toilet Key (bamboo), Bathroom (bamboo), Accessible Bathroom (bamboo), Don’t Forget Me (bamboo), Please Return This Key (bamboo), and a fully personalised XL keyring in oak or bamboo for any wording of your own.

Oak or bamboo — what is the difference?
Both are 200×80mm with a metal split ring. The oak version is FSC-certified 4mm oak veneered MDF, with a warm, even grain. The bamboo version is FSC-certified Moso bamboo (certificate BV-COC-190523), 3mm thick, slightly more moisture-resistant and a little lighter in colour; a 5mm bamboo option is thicker and heavier again. Neither is printed — the lettering is laser-engraved into the surface, so it cannot peel or fade.

Can I order these in quantity for an office, club or holiday let?
Yes. Bulk discounts apply automatically at checkout from 20 of the same product — 10% at 20, 15% at 50, 20% at 100, 25% at 250, 30% at 500 and 35% at 1,000. If each keyring needs different wording, list it in the personalisation box, one line per keyring.

Also see: all wooden keyrings, holiday accommodation signs and keyrings and hotel and hospitality supplies.